#1 Kentucky Dad Jokes
Alright, let’s be real, everyone loves a good dad joke. And sometimes, they take it one step further to push us to our limits…or should we say, even father? (Sorry, we couldn’t resist). Do you have any guess what is Kentucky’s most used dad joke? Let’s get down to the number one Kentucky dad joke!
With Father’s Day sneaking up on us, don’t forget to get your Kentucky Father’s Day gifts before June 18th, 2023! Nonetheless, for this special day a survey was conducted to uncover the most popular dad-isms across Kentucky and the US, why dads can’t resist using them over and over (and over), and the truth about how their partners and kids feel about them.
Here are the juicy details that were officially uncovered by a survey across the US, including Kentucky.
Ready for it? “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad” is officially the most common dad-ism in America.
As it turns out, 51% of moms secretly enjoy dad jokes (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone).
Believe it or not, 1 in 3 dads whip out their dad-isms just to get a chuckle out of their kiddos.
And when it comes to true dad clichés, napping at the most inconvenient times takes the cake.
So what is the #1 Kentucky dad joke? It’s a classic and we’re certain you’ve heard it before. Papaws and dad’s across KY use it alike. This line is Kentucky most used dad joke, “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.” Although this wasn’t part of the survey, we’re betting it was used after they’ve bragged about how early they’ve gotten up for the day. Can anyone related?
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More Kentucky Dad Stereotypes:
Y’all, so there you have it, the #1 Kentucky Dad Joke! Now, brace yourselves for some dad stereotypes that are as true as a southern papaw’s advice. According to the survey, over half of all dads (that’s 54% for ya’ll keeping count) take a nap at the most inconvenient times. And don’t even think about asking 44% of them to read instructions – they’d rather put together that dang IKEA furniture on their own. And let’s not forget the 39% of fathers who constantly share the same old stories – bless their heart. Oh, and if you think you’re getting the TV remote back from those 33% of dads, think again. And while we’re at it, 27% of pops think they can fix anything around the house, even though they’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Finally, 26% of dads somehow have the superpower of knowing when someone’s been tampering with the thermostat – let’s give them a round of applause, y’all.
Top Most Used Dad Jokes or Phrases:
- What’s the plan, Stan?
- Back in my day…
- I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes
- We’re not lost, we’re taking the scenic route
- Hi hungry, I’m dad
- Do as I say, not as I do
- Ask your mother
- Money doesn’t grow on trees
- It builds character
- If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
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